Keatons terrible swirling vortex of doom.I mean journal

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 17:59:23 GMT

well, i Didnt go to school today.thats pretty funbut I didnt go to school yesterday eiher. I went to wayne state for this gayness. I want to go to the movies tonight, but my mom probably wont let me. I actually dont feel that ba today. yesterday and the day before i felt like shit on shingle.I was like shking and sweating. people probably thought I wasd going to pull out a gun and start shooting people. but I didnt have a gun. that reminds me of a joke.
Q:Whats the difference between a bagel and a baby?
A:You can put bagels in the toaster. You have to put a baby in the oven. hahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahah. THATS HORRIBLE!!! well Im gonna go

~Keaton

Thu, 28 Oct 2004 00:50:01 GMT

well guys Id just like to say thanks for all the comments...NOT! Thats a little waynes world action for yall. Well after listening to date rape ive come to the sad conclusion tat I resemble the descriptionof the rapist in that song.Im kind of angry, yet pretty happy. I dont want to do my homework.(thats the angry part.) but I got my computer all hooked up.Download mexican radio by authority zero its a pretty good song. I would put lyrics in there, but only losers do that COughAlexcough Im gonna change my backround. bye

duuuuude

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 02:08:28 GMT

Well I havent updated in a long time
So today well see what I did.I hung out with Pasquale,Korean,Kris,fat pat, and alex.We went up to Gags and gifts because korean wanted a police uniform that he didnt get. Then we went to Kmart where we got sour patch kids. then we went to kohls where Pasquale set off a stink bomb.Then we hung out with Lauren Megyn And Krystina rhymes with weina.Now im spending the night at alexs house. My legs are tired.Alex is on the phone with rachel.

Keaton

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 17:45:28 GMT

Howdie yall. Lets review my first week of high school.
Monday:
First day of high school. half day. Went to classes got lost alot.not that great a day.
Tuesday:
Starting to get angry at waking up schedule. to damn early.Didn't know that we didn't have to go to homeroom. I was lucky to figure that out before something embarassing happened. had C lunch. Pisses me off.
Wednedsday:
I am now able to talk to friends in hall. Thats good.still waking up to early. had to go to grandma and grandpas after school. Took many naps that day.
Thursday.
Because Im like the last stop on my bus I had to wait after school for my mom to pick me up so I could get to doctors. I talked to some people. I sw pat and billy after school(Pat my Billy)and they were wearing short purple shorts. It was weird.ANy way I went to doctors after school and fell asleep on that little bed type thing. COmic book store had late shipment which really pissed me off.

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:19:23 GMT

Well, today I wenyt to the mall.I had to finish up my school shopping and such. I got 2 pairs of pants, shoes, and 3 T-shrts. Its pretty fly. I tyhink I saw justion Rebar there. Remember justin rebar. He went to school with us in sixth grade. I saw jacob Mohawk there as well.

I changed my background. Tell me if you like it!

Totally Keaton

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 02:37:47 GMT

I went to the arsity football game. Not so much for the game, but for the people. I hung out with Megyn,Lauren,Steve,Alex,Mike, and others. I found out that other people have C lunch. that made me all warm and fuzzy inside. I saw larry. He was all like, "Pop yo collar foo!" Larry looks like Mr brady. that makes me laugh.
Check it out now, the funk soul brother.

Deliciously Keaton

schooly thing

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 03:36:08 GMT

I went to that thing at the school. I saw some poele. I didnt really talk to them though. I was in a pretty bad mood. I hid it well. so...Alvin simon theodore?

Keaton

Oh happy days

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 22:12:53 GMT

Well I finally got my Live journal how I like it.Now it's presentable to the public. Add me to your friends list and I'll add you to mine. You have to ask Politely though. Otherwise I will not add you. I think Will'nt should be a word. It's alot better than won't. Well, cheerio.

Keaton

P.S. <--This is what it would look Like if Q and R were eliminated from the alphabet.

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Sun, 22 Aug 2004 04:35:45 GMT

This Is my journal.as you may or may not be able to tell. instead of just typing that Like most people would i'll tell you about my week. I went to the Jardine family reunion. That's my moms side of the family by the way.Some parts were good, some parts were bad, some uncles told me they might be doing acid wednesday. some People(me) threw faygo bottles at other people(lyndsay).I did get to see my cousins from California though. Thats always fun. My sister is moving to California in september. now we have an open bedroom.I might take it. Probably not because Im lazy.